the male wedding

“If you want more pomp and circumstance, I can do it, otherwise I can just ask you the questions.“
“Just the questions.“
“Eriko, do you take Nick to be your lawfully wedded husband?“
“What?“
“Do you want him to be your husband?“
“hai. Yes.“
“Nick, do you take Eriko to be your lawfully wedded wife?“
(pause as groom looks over the bride)
“Yes, I do.“
“By the power vested in me by the State of Washington, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.“
(smooch)